Dude, talk about being too stoned . . . or spending all your money on weed and having major munchies. A McDonald’s cashier called 911 after a Vero Beach drive-thru customer allegedly offered to pay for his meal with marijuana. The Indian River County Sheriff’s Office said the cashier called Monday with a description of [...]
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Regardless of your politics, Governor Sarah Palin would make for one hot Vice President. MILF for VP!
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If you grew up in the 70’s, 80’s, 90’s, or even recently . . you probably know Mister Rogers. Whether you were a huge fan or not, you probably remember watching Mister Rogers Neighborhood at least once, if not hundreds of times. The show was a huge influence on me. Now if you’re thinking that the [...]
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Man did it take at least 15 years too long, or what (how long have I been drinking?) Sure, we’ve had the cute little hat that could hold a measly two beers, but never has the geeky drunk in all of us had the ability to hold six beers on their person . . . until [...]
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So your friends want to go to this stupid expensive bar where dudes in suits hang out, but also has the hottest chicks in town. How are you supposed to get drunk on $8 drinks? Easy, buy an energy drink before you go to the bar and chug it down or use it as a mixer.
Energy [...]
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A recent study conducted by Harvard University found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study by the American Medical Association found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
This means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.
This makes me proud to be a geeky drunk [...]
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Yes, I’m a gaywad, gayford, sittin’ down fairy. But I don’t piss everywhere!
I am proud to admit that when I am home, I piss sitting down. I do . . . I swear to god man. It’s just easier. No complaints from the Mrs. about urine everywhere and I can just sit down and relax, pet [...]
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OK, we may have stopped our binge and can be back for a little while. We upgraded to Wordpress 2.5 after seeing this picture. That’s how powerful the picture is…..did you ever look like this? I like how the picture is making fun of a geek, but at the same time confirming the geekness some FireFox [...]
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The recent post here on how to See Through Clothes with Photoshop received a ton of hits through search engines, so let’s give the people what they want. You already know the geeky method of adjusting image levels in Photoshop to see through light colored clothes of famous hot chicks. Now, how would you like to [...]
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You won’t believe the size of this guys mouth. That’s a can of beer (or lovely beverage of your choice) in his mouth - sideways. And being rotated around.
Too bad it’s not a chick.
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