Geeky Drunk

Man did it take at least 15 years too long, or what (how long have I been drinking?) Sure, we’ve had the cute little hat that could hold a measly two beers, but never has the geeky drunk in all of us had the ability to hold six beers on their person . . . until now, folks. That’s right, with proud excitement I bring to you, the description of The Beer Belt:

Finally! Yes, it’s the life-changing, prayer-answering, best-idea-anyone’s-ever-had invention of the century! Cause seriously, holding a beer is exhausting! And don’t even get us started on holding 6 beers. Whew! But thankfully, the long dark days of arm-breaking party beer-holding are over. Say “hello” to your new best friend, the Beer Belt! This sturdy nylon belt feature 6 plastic cup holders, sized to fit cans or bottles. Fully adjustable, with a plastic buckle. Imported. Wipe clean.

Technically, you can carry six beers on your waist, and at LEAST two more in your hands for a total of 8 beers. Hey if you’re a lightweight, you’ll be good to go (in the infamous words of the great Lionel Richie) - ALL NIGHT LONG (like the little lightweight you are.)

Cheers pussies.

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