June 29th, 2008
Get Drunk Faster with Energy Drink
So your friends want to go to this stupid expensive bar where dudes in suits hang out, but also has the hottest chicks in town. How are you supposed to get drunk on $8 drinks? Easy, buy an energy drink before you go to the bar and chug it down or use it as a mixer.
Energy drinks have caffeine in them, which causes your veins to expand, allowing the alcohol the beverages are mixed with to circulate faster. A lot of energy drinks also have an amino acid called taurine in them, which helps speed up your metabolism. This causes you to feel the effects of the alcohol faster than you would under normal circumstances. So get geeky drunk a lot quicker on us!
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