Geeky Drunk

A recent study conducted by Harvard University found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study by the American Medical Association found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.

This means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.

This makes me proud to be a geeky drunk American. Considering there is no way I walk 900 miles a year, I figure I’m getting about 80 miles to the gallon!

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