Geeky Drunk

Yes, I’m a gaywad, gayford, sittin’ down fairy. But I don’t piss everywhere!

I am proud to admit that when I am home, I piss sitting down. I do . . . I swear to god man. It’s just easier. No complaints from the Mrs. about urine everywhere and I can just sit down and relax, pet the cat that always follows me, and shake my pally while sitting down. Easy as . . . well, easy as sitting down.

Do I do this at work? Heck no, I stand up like a man. There is a subconscious voice inside me that says, “Don’t pee like a pussy.” And so I stand up for my right not to seem like a pussy, but I think the fact that others are smearing their sweaty asses and facal matter mist up on said toilet seat might encourage my courage.

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