I Piss While Sitting Down

Yes, I’m a gaywad, gayford, sittin’ down fairy. But I don’t piss everywhere!
I am proud to admit that when I am home, I piss sitting down. I do . . . I swear to god man. It’s just easier. No complaints from the Mrs. about urine everywhere and I can just sit down and relax, pet [...]

Back in Time with The Master of the Internet

Wow, this is a flashback. It’s like I built a flux capacitor and found the 1.21 gigawatts required to go all the way back to 1985! Or was it 1997?
Only 11 years ago . . .
 

Comcast Email and Website Hacked

After spying on customers and threatening to limit bandwidth, these jokers at Comcast probably deserved to be hacked. Now, I’m not saying I like hackers or condone hacking, but Comcast deserves it more than anyone.

As of 2:36 AM ET on Thursday May 29th, www.comcast.net is still down. All you see is a Network Solutions “web page [...]

Upgrading Wordpress

I just finished upgrading 23 different sites to Wordpress 2.5.1. This was long over due, as many of the sites were running 2.2 or older. It took about 8 hours to backup, delete files, upload new files and upgrade plugins. The new automatic plug in upgrade feature is nice, but man there has to be [...]

Drew Carey Should Quit His Day Job

As a long time Price is Right fan and a formerly hopeful wannabe Drew Carey fan, I have to let this out right here and right now. On behalf of America, humanity and loyal The Price is Right fans - it’s time to quit your day job Drew. You’re just not cutting it, not even close.
This [...]